List of Squidbillies episodes

The following is a list of episodes for the Adult Swim series Squidbillies.

As of November 13, 2011, 70 episodes of Squidbillies have aired. Volumes 1-4 are available on DVD in Region 1.

Contents

Series overview

Season Episodes Originally Aired
Volume DVD Release date
1 6 2005 1 October 16, 2007
2 14 2006
3 20 2008 2 April 21, 2009
4 10 2009 3 July 6, 2010
5 10 2010 4 June 21, 2011
6 10 2011 TBD TBA
7 10 2012 TBD TBD

Season 1: 2005

# Total Title Original airdate Prod. code
1 1 "This Show is Called Squidbillies" October 16, 2005 (2005-10-16) 101
The back story for the series, focusing on Rusty's conception and childhood leading to his reunion with his father, Early. 
2 2 "Take This Job and Love It" October 23, 2005 (2005-10-23) 102

Early is fired from his job selling mattresses and must find new employment to avoid violating his parole. In the end he is hired as CEO of Dan Halen Sheetrock International,who, as Dan Halen describes, is responsible for any lawsuits that may and are in fact being pressed against the company.

Guest appearance: Fred Armisen as Miguel. 
3 3 "School Days, Fool Days" October 30, 2005 (2005-10-30) 103
The Sheriff informs Early that Rusty must be given an education, so Early decides to home-school him. 
4 4 "Chalky Trouble" November 6, 2005 (2005-11-06) 104
An anti-white people rally leads to the revelation that Rusty's mom is white. 
5 5 "Family Trouble" November 13, 2005 (2005-11-13) 105

Rusty is reunited with his mother, Krystal, leading to questions and testing regarding his paternity.

Guest appearance: Todd Barry as Dr. Bug. 
6 6 "Office Politics Trouble" November 20, 2005 (2005-11-20) 106

Dan Halen Industries begins mass-producing Early's home made alcohol under the brand name "Glug".

Guest appearances: Fred Armisen as Miguel and Todd Barry as Glenn. 

Season 2: 2006

# Total Title Original airdate Prod. code
1 7 "Government Brain Voodoo Trouble" September 18, 2006 (2006-09-18) 201

The Sheriff and Early visit therapist together.

Guest appearance: Jonathan Katz as "The Rapist" (uncredited) 
2 8 "Butt Trouble" September 25, 2006 (2006-09-25) 202
Rusty begins laying eggs, to Early's dismay. 
3 9 "Double Truckin' the Tricky Two" October 2, 2006 (2006-10-02) 203
The family attempts to win the lottery. 
4 10 "Swayze Crazy" October 9, 2006 (2006-10-09) 204
A man claiming to be Patrick Swayze comes to town. 
5 11 "Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble" October 16, 2006 (2006-10-16) 205

Early wears his "party hat" to church, upsetting the reverend and God. An accident causes him to become a Fundamentalist Christian.

Guest appearance: Fred Armisen as Squid Jesus. 
6 12 "Meth O.D. to My Madness" October 23, 2006 (2006-10-23) 206
Early buys land and tries to make money on it, including drafting Lil into cooking Meth
7 13 "The Tiniest Princess" October 30, 2006 (2006-10-30) 207

On Halloween night the family confronts the local monsters.

Guest appearance: Jon Wurster as Skyler. 
8 14 "Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust" November 6, 2006 (2006-11-06) 208
Granny is hospitalized, in need of an operation the family can't afford. 
9 15 "Bubba Trubba" November 13, 2006 (2006-11-13) 209
Comedian Plumber Bubba (a parody of Larry the Cable Guy) does a show in town. 
10 16 "Burned and Reburned Again" November 20, 2006 (2006-11-20) 210

Early and Krystal reconcile, but it doesn't go well.

Guest appearance: .38 Special as themselves. 
11 17 "Terminus Trouble" November 27, 2006 (2006-11-27) 211

Early, Rusty, and the Sheriff tour Atlanta, where Early is arrested.

Guest appearances: Mike Schatz as the consoler & Ned Hastings as the judge. 
12 18 "Survival of the Dumbest" December 11, 2006 (2006-12-11) 212

Another squid causes Rusty to question the nature of life.

Guest appearance: Patton Oswalt as the giant one-eyed squid. 
13 19 "A Sober Sunday" December 18, 2006 (2006-12-18) 213
Dan Halen introduces Proposition 421 to overturn the laws barring liquor sales on Sundays
14 20 "Rebel with a Claus" December 25, 2006 (2006-12-25) 214
On Christmas night Early captures and ransoms Santa Claus. 

Season 3: 2008

# Total Title Original airdate Prod. code
1 21 "Webnecks" January 20, 2008 (2008-01-20) 301

Rusty's knack for computers leads to a robotic revolution in Dougal county.

Note: This is the first episode produced in 16:9 High Definition
2 22 "Beast Implants" January 27, 2008 (2008-01-27) 302
After Granny's skin is burnt off she has her body parts replaced with different animals, which causes her to act like them. 
3 23 "Tween Steam" February 3, 2008 (2008-02-03) 303
Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles for a television show, making him a celebrity—until he begins puberty. 
4 24 "Wing Nut" February 10, 2008 (2008-02-10) 304
Dan Halen Industries genetically engineers a chicken entirely made of wings.Rated TV-MA 
5 25 "Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto is 'Wisdom, Justice and Moderation'" February 17, 2008 (2008-02-17) 305

Rusty sells his soul to the devil in exchange for guitar skills.

Guest appearance: Brendon Small as the Devil.Rated TV-14 DLV 
6 26 "Earth Worst" February 24, 2008 (2008-02-24) 306

After Early sells some of the land for commercial use, the family has a run-in with a group of hippies.

Guest appearance: Fred Armisen, Rachel Dratch, and Jon Wurster as a Hippies. 
7 27 "The Good One" March 2, 2008 (2008-03-02) 307
Lil gives birth to a large number of children, which Early attempts to euthanize until he becomes attached to one of them. 
8 28 "Sharif" March 9, 2008 (2008-03-09) 308
Having an attractive and youthful odor comes at a heavy price. 
9 29 "Condition: Demolition!" March 16, 2008 (2008-03-16) 309

After accompanying his father to "Make your child do work day," Rusty enters a demolition derby.

Guest appearance: Butterbean as himself. 
10 30 "The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma" March 23, 2008 (2008-03-23) 310
A documentary on "ignorant land squids"—the Cuylers—is filmed in Dougal county. 
11 31 "The Unbearable Heatness of Fire" April 6, 2008 (2008-04-06) 311
The Sheriff investigates the cause of a fire that claims the Cuyler home. 
12 32 "Tuscaloosa Dumpling" April 13, 2008 (2008-04-13) 312
Rusty is put through a number of trials to prove his maturity. 
13 33 "Armageddon It On!" April 20, 2008 (2008-04-20) 313

The Rapture occurs and various Dougal county residents ascend to Heaven, while others do not.

Guest appearances: Riley Martin as the Horseman of Pestilence (one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse) and Larry Munson as voice of God. 
14 34 "Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen" April 27, 2008 (2008-04-27) 314
A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen. 
15 35 "Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby" May 4, 2008 (2008-05-04) 315
Early, Rusty, and the Sheriff hunt Georgia's rarest bird. 
16 36 "An Officer and a Dental Dam" May 11, 2008 (2008-05-11) 316
After Granny takes ill, Early has her personal effects appraised on a public television program and discovers a long forgotten affair with General Robert E. Lee
17 37 "The Okaleechee Dam Jam" May 18, 2008 (2008-05-18) 317

When Dougal County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.

Guest appearance: David Allen Coe as himself. 
18 38 "Pile M for Murder" May 25, 2008 (2008-05-25) 318

Dan Halen grows a tail and horn and hears a voice, prompting him to have "Mount Murder" built. Meanwhile, The Cuylers have accidentally given away instead of sold their mud, leaving them no money for gas money to go muddin'.

Guest appearance: Vernon Chatman as Shuckey the Corn Mascot. 
19 39 "Mud Days and Cornfused" June 1, 2008 (2008-06-01) 319
Dougal county celebrates Mud Days, during which Dan Halen presents the community with a corn maze
20 40 "Krystal, Light" June 8, 2008 (2008-06-08) 320
Krystal wins the lottery and has an "esophageal bypass" to lose weight. Both Dan Halen and Early find themselves attracted to her. 

Season 4: 2009

# Total Title Original airdate Prod. code
1 41 "Lerm" May 17, 2009 (2009-05-17) 401

An accident leads to rage, leads to friendship, leads to love, leads to murder, leads to political success. The phrases "Death to America" and "...go that way" are used extensively in this episode.

Guest appearance: Soilent Green provide the theme song. 
2 42 "The Liar, the Bitch and the Bored Rube" May 24, 2009 (2009-05-24) 402
Books are a window to an amazing new world, and that's why they're wrong. 
3 43 "The Fine Ol’ Solution" May 31, 2009 (2009-05-31) 403
Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them. 
4 44 "Anabolic-holic" June 7, 2009 (2009-06-07) 404

Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.

Guest appearances: Mick Foley as Thunder Clap and George Lowe as wrestling-promo voice. 
5 45 "Confessions of a Gangrenous Mind" June 14, 2009 (2009-06-14) 405
Oldest living confederate widow doesn’t say anything of real relevance. 
6 46 "The Big Gay Throwdown" June 21, 2009 (2009-06-21) 406
The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man. 
7 47 "Atone Deaf" June 28, 2009 (2009-06-28) 407
Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face. 
8 48 "God’s Bro" July 5, 2009 (2009-07-05) 408

The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God’s Bro after Dan Halen finances the construction of a Black Hole.

Guest appearance: Mike Schatz as the scientist. 
9 49 "Reunited, And It Feels No Good" (Part 1) July 19, 2009 (2009-07-19) 409
Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them. 
10 50 "Not Without My Cash Cow!" (Part 2) July 19, 2009 (2009-07-19) 410
When the media sensationalizes his son’s disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational. 

Season 5: 2010

# Total Title Original airdate Prod. code
1 51 "Need for Weed" May 16, 2010 501

The discovery of Lil's secret marijuana operation brings jamband Widespread Panic to Dougal County.

Guest appearance: Widespread Panic as themselves 
2 52 "The Many Loves of Early Cuyler" May 23, 2010 502

Early starts his own cult and marries a bunch of women in a "Jim Jones" like manner.

Guest appearance: Mamie Warner as Krystal's cousin. 
3 53 "Dead Squid Walking" May 30, 2010 503

Rusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison.

Guest appearance: Jesco White as Ga-Ga-Pee-Pap Cuyler. 
4 54 "Young, Dumb and Full of Gums" June 6, 2010 504
Dan Halen tells everyone in Dougal County that Obama is putting "Fluoride" and other mind-bending drugs in the water supply to sterilize the town. 
5 55 "Holodeck Redneck" June 13, 2010 505

Advances in holodeck technology allow Early to visit Florida.

Guest appearances: Billie Reaves as Mammy (Granny's real mother), Jonathan Katz as the Holodeck Therapist (uncredited). 
6 56 "Frivolacious Squidigation" June 20, 2010 506
Early sues Dan Halen after Granny gets hurt on one of the rides at the fair. 
7 57 "Fatal Distraction" June 27, 2010 507

Early's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together.

Guest appearance: Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself. 
8 58 "Clowny Freaks" July 4, 2010 508

Rusty gets into a rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.

Note: The rap group in this episode is a reference to the Insane Clown Posse. 
9 59 "Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine" July 11, 2010 509

Rusty discovers that he is one of the greatest football players around and this affords him a chance to go to college, while Early tries to profit from Rusty's talent.

Guest appearances: Chad Ochocinco and Phil Hendrie
10 60 "America: Why I Love Her" July 18, 2010 510

A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the United States of America, while defending Dougal County against al-Qaeda's plot to invade Alabama.

Guest appearances: Drive-By Truckers

Note: This is the first half-hour episode. 

Season 6: 2011

It was confirmed via Twitter on March 31, 2011 that the sixth season of Squidbillies will premiere on September 11, 2011.[1] and will contain ten episodes.[2]

# Total Title Original airdate Prod. code
1 61 "Asbestos I Can" September 11, 2011[3] 503[3]

Early's addiction to asbestos hats gives him a terminal disease, and the Sheriff decides to let Early have his last wishes granted.

Guest appearances: T-Pain and Kevin Gillespie 
2 62 "Class of '86" September 18, 2011[3] 504[3]
The 25-year high school reunion rolls around. Dan Halen forces the Sheriff to keep Early from the party (as he dropped out in second grade), while the Sheriff begins to have flashbacks to Dan Halen's bullying. 
3 63 "Velvet Messiah" September 25, 2011[3] 502[3]
Early steals granny's picture of Jesus and pretends to be him by hiding behind the picture while telling people what to do. 
4 64 "The Big E" October 2, 2011[3] 505[3]
Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing. 
5 65 "Keeping It in the Family Way" October 9, 2011[3] 506[3]
Rusty finds a girlfriend and has sex for the first time. Early, infatuated with Rusty's girlfriend, becomes upset to and tries to break them up. Rusty later finds out that he is going to be a father and comes looking for her only to find that she has run away to be with her mother. He finds her and discovers that they are cousins. 
6 66 "Snow Daddy" October 16, 2011[3] 501[3]
Rusty forms a bond with a magical snowman who sheds doubt on Early's parenting skills. 
7 67 "Ballmart" October 23, 2011[3] 507[3]
Sheriff hires Granny and Early as greeters in Dan Halen's new Ball Mart super store. 
8 68 "The Pharaoh's Wad" October 30, 2011[3] 508[3]
Early becomes addicted to a video poker machine. 
9 69 "Return of Gaga Pee Pap" November 6, 2011[3] 509[3]
A terminally ill GaGa returns to make peace with his family before death, and "get them again" one more time. 
10 70 "Trucked Up!" November 13, 2011[3] 510[3]
After being challenged on his knowledge of trucking by Rusty, Early recounts his time as The Scrambler, a rebel trucker who took on trucking runs that "couldn't be done" for Dan Halen running toxic waste from Dougal County to Paris. 

Season 7: 2012

During a 2011 interview Dave Willis announced that Squidbillies has been renewed for a seventh season, which will premiere in 2012.[4]

# Total Title Original airdate Prod. code
1 71 "TBA" TBA 2012 TBA
 

See also

References

  1. ^ Official Twitter message posted on March 31, 2011 Retrieved 2011,
  2. ^ 2011-2012 Premiere Schedule a bump, which aired on Adult Swim. Archived by bumpworthy.com. Retrieved August 18, 2011
  3. ^ a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t "On Air Schedule". Adult Swim. October 4, 2011. http://www.adultswim.com/schedule/onair.html. Retrieved October 15, 2011. 
  4. ^ Brown, Renn (23 June 2011). "INTERVIEW: DAVE WILLIS AND JIM FORTIER (SQUIDBILLIES)". Chud.com. http://www.chud.com/58092/interview-dave-willis-and-jim-fortier-squidbillies/. Retrieved 6 August 2011. 

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